White Coat, Black Hat
7Feb/110

Carl Elliott is very important.

Carl Elliott did not thank the Baby Jesus
Hey, everybody. You know what's a really big deal? Getting the Erikson Prize for Excellence in Mental Health Media. How do I know this? Because Carl Elliott told me so.

It's huge, really huge. Almost like getting a Nobel or a Pulitzer, really -- maybe even better! That, of course, is why it was perfectly appropriate for him to phone his brother in the middle of the Super Bowl, just after the kids had gone to bed, and expect to see the news posted all over the web right away. Nothing wrong with that, no sir. Perfectly understandable -- especially seeing as Carl Elliott is a bigshot celebrity author, who as we all know, wrote every single goddamn word of that "acclaimed bestseller" book without a single bit of help from said brother. Nope, not a single bit of help, according to the index of the book.

Whatever. Carl Elliott won the Erikson Prize for Excellence in Mental Health Medicine. There, I said it. Now he can put it on his CV so people think he's important.

16Dec/100

Merry Christmas, Part 2

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15Dec/100

Merry Christmas from Carl and His Friends

Merry Christmas. Fucker.

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26Nov/100

Photo Contest Entry #13

"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"

"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"

23Nov/100

Photo Contest Entry #11

Dr BFD and Chuck Norris.  Whatever.

2Nov/100

Another chance to show the love

Carl will be speaking at Malaprop's bookstore in Asheville, NC, November 8 at 7pm. Watch this space for more ideas on how to make it interesting.

27Oct/100

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Whack!

Whack!

The word is out.  We have a consensus:  Carl Elliott's book is not worth reading.  Hot on the heels of a negative review of a review, another review of those two reviews declares: "I think I'll pass on White Coat, Black Hat"

The book, based on those two articles and another positive review I recently read seems to be anything but a balanced treatment of the issue. In fact, it comes across as a knee-jerk, intellectually lazy collection of anecdotes designed to appeal to popular animosity against the pharmaceutical industry.

Outstanding. That's $25.00 of your money saved. But haven't we been saying that all along?

18Oct/100

Dr. BFD goes macho

"Go ahead. Cry."
"Go ahead --  Squirt a few."

Jack Handey once said:  "it takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

Is that what you think, Dr. BFD?  Nice going.  Next time, maybe you can bounce a basketball off somebody's head.

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15Oct/100

The check is in the mail, right?

Great.  Another sermon from the well-paid Dr. BFD about exploiting poor people.   Next Sunday, how about one on exploiting your own family members? 

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14Oct/100

Hot air alert

Another emission from Professor Windbag.

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8Oct/100

Dr. Chickenshit: What is Carl Elliott afraid of?

Choking Chicken

Choking Chicken

Medcity.  The Tom Mischke show.  Pharmalot. NPR.  The Wall Street freaking Journal.  Seems like Carl Elliott is giving interviews to everybody these days -- everybody except his own brother.  You know, the one who set up a website for him, but still doesn't have any web content to work with?  We could polish off a phone interview in 30 minutes, but no.  The emails are going unanswered, the phone calls are all going straight to voicemail.  What is this guy afraid of?

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3Oct/100

Things you can buy for the cost of Carl’s book (part 7)

Basketball Jesus from Catholic Shopper - $24.95

Basketball Jesus from Catholic Shopper - $24.95

29Sep/100

We had nothing to do with this

White Coat, Negroid Hat?

What did you just call me?

. . . bizarre mistake in the book's title on another website, but still think it's funny.

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28Sep/100

Things you will not read in Carl’s book (part 3)

"Seems like every time I take an Ambien, I end up drunk-dialing old girlfriends"

28Sep/100

Things you will not read in Carl’s book (part 2)

"I have two brothers."

28Sep/100

It arrives

White Coat, Black Hat

White Coat, Black Hat

Two weeks after the book is released to the public, Carl Elliott's web writer gets a copy.  2 weeks. On the plus side, it didn't cost Dr. Elliott much to mail it.   Guess FedEx is for his buddies at Princeton, or wherever.

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26Sep/100

Who licked the red off your candy?

Dr. Carl Elliott, MD, PhD, BFD

Dr. Carl Elliott, MD, PhD, BFD


Go to the homepage of the University of Minnesota's Bioethics Center, and guess whose big, ugly, scowl is the first thing you see? Seriously, why couldn't he smile like the other two guys? Our parents are going to love this. Don't worry, I've got some software to take care of that . . . .

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20Sep/100

Another review

Horse shit

Horseshit

Another NPR station reviews Carl's book.  There must be at least 10-20 people who know about it now.

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17Sep/100

Fredo

17Sep/100

Another review – hecklers welcome

Dennis Rosen reviews White Coat Black Hat in the Boston Globe.  They have a comments section, just so you know.

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